Prophets Committee Meeting - June 28, 2021

Attendees:

1. Oracle of the Ages (Chair)

2. Mystic of the Mystic Arts

3. Seer of the Unseen

4. Visionary of the Visionaries

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the impending apocalypse

2. Debate on the best way to predict the future

3. Consumption of free donuts provided by the company

4. Randomly selecting a new prophet from a hat

Resolution:

The committee decided that the apocalypse will be a 3-day affair with the following symptoms:

• The skies will turn a lovely shade of plaid.

• The oceans will rise and cover all the beaches.

• The coffee will be replaced with tea.

Next meeting: July 5, 2021 - The Committee of the Future

Minutes of the next meeting